Since there doesn't seem to be a log of it, I've decided to preserve a little silly improv I did on the Guile IRC channel yesterday.
Sing a song of BIOS, A pocket full of bits. Four and Twenty Drivers, Blinking lights in Fits. When the CD Drive opened, The fans began to spin; Wasn't that a shitty way, To start your emailing?
It doesn't end strongly, but ah well, all in good fun.